Two Nations, Separated…

An Englishman is visiting his friend in America. Having used the bathroom, he has trouble washing his hands and calls down to Hank:

“Hank, I can’t get the tap to work”
“The WHAT?”
“The tap…I can’t get it to work”
“The WHAT?”
“The tap!”
“Oooohhhhhhhh…faucet!”

After a few seconds silence…

“I forced it, now it’s come off the wall!”

In four hours I’m on holiday. You can tell I’m ready for it, can’t you.

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