Businesslike

Thanks to Carol for the suggestion – and those lovely ShopDonkey people for making it possible, I’ve been busy setting up my very own online shop.

It’ll soon be bursting forth on a grateful public, selling T-shirts and mugs with the tasteful slogan “Don’t Blame Me, I Didn’t Vote Labour“. Not only will they be valuable in the event that my fears of the other day come true and the Grinning Idiot and his chums get back in, but I expect to sell them to people living in Labour safe seats as well. I’m not sure how much it costs to buy an island – for some odd reason the website www.BuyAnIslandFromUsDonkey.co.uk doesn’t seem to exist yet – but however much it is, I’m sure I’ll be shopping around for a few acres of prime Bahamaian territory soon.

And talking of making money from election, I wish I’d followed my hunch and had a few quid on Ratzinger to win the Pontificate – ah well…

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