Time for a Sign

I came up with a new money making idea last night.

I’m sure you’ve all seen those display signs where text scrolls across the screen: They’re normally in shop windows and say things like Apple’s 38p per pound or See Santa Here!. (By the way, did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?). Anyway, I reckon it should be possible to run one of those from a car battery and make it do mirror writing, then mount it on the bonnet of a car for the benefit of drivers in front.

For ease of use, they could come pre-programmed with the following messages:

  • Turn your rear fog lights off, you selfish prat
  • Oi! Grandma! This is a 50 limit you know
  • Either use the phone or drive you twonk

Orders may be placed in the comments.

Speaking of signs, there’s a shed sales place on the Farnham bypass that I used to drive past quite regularly: They always had a banner on the front fence appropriate to the time of year, for example:

  • Dare you buy her a shed for Mothers’ Day?
  • A shed is for life, not just for Christmas
  • “R” reg sheds (and that gives you an idea how long ago it was)

When I came past there at the weekend, they had one up saying “I’m a shed, get me out of here”.

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