I can’t summarise this news story for you – you’ll have to read it for yourself or you’ll never believe it.

Here’s yet another reason why the names and addresses of alleged sex offenders mustn’t be publicised: If this poor sad sap has got himself on the Sex Offenders’ Register for “molesting” an inanimate object in the privacy of his own room, then no-one is safe: They’ll be locking people up for thinking dirty thoughts, as soon as they can build a reliable dirty-thought detector.

Slightly more believeable is this one. Aww!

I don’t really spend all day trawling the news websites, honest!

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