If I Made the Law…

if I made the law, right, it’d be the law that every time you went out of the house, you had to take a hammer with you.

And it’d be the law that if you saw a car parked on double yellow lines, you HAD to use your hammer to smash the windows. If they were not only on double yellows, but were also blocking one of those sepcial wheelchair access ramps in the kerb, you’d have to smash the lights as well.

And if all this happened outside a convenience store, and they’d “just popped in for their lottery ticket” you’d ALSO have to slash the tyres.

I’m still formulating my policy on cyclists who don’t stop at red traffic lights, who ride on the pavement, or who ride at night without lights.

Intolerant? Moi?

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