Christmas Quiz (Nicked from Stu and Kouros)

1. Ever been given an engagement ring? No

2. Longest friendship? Thirty years, with Mark the Buddhist. He died earlier this year

3. Last gift you received? I was given three Christmas presents this afternoon. I haven’t opened them yet.

4. How many times have you dropped your cell? Too many to count

5. When’s the last time you worked out? This afternoon, 50 minutes on the treadmill

6. Thing you spend a lot of money on? Gadgets

7. Last food you ate? Chicken and mustard sandwich

8. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face, then wedding ring (or not)

9. One favourite song? Chris Rea, “Driving Home for Christmas”

10. Where do you live? Southampton, UK

11. Cell phone service provider? Vodafone (personal) and O2(work)

12. Favourite mall store? John Lewis’s Coffee Shop

13. Longest job ever had? Current job, 18 years

14. Do you own a pair of dice? I’ve got loads of board games, so probably

15. Do you prank call people? No

16. Last wedding attended? Chris and Jenny

17. First friend you’d call if you won the lottery? Jenny

18. Last time you attended church? Last Sunday evening. Or if you’re reading this on Sunday, this morning

19. How old are you? 36 plus VAT

20. Biggest lie you have heard? “I’m on your side” (from someone I work with)

21. What do you want to drive? A brand new Land Rover

22. Where’s your favourite place to eat with friends? Anywhere that friends are!

23. Can you cook? Only at “survival” level

24. What car do you drive? The Gruntmobile

25. Best kisser? I’m too much of a gentleman to say…

26. Last time you cried? Last Sunday in church. There was a poem that set me off

27. Most disliked food? Tuna

28. Thing you like most about yourself? Modesty

29. Thing you dislike most about yourself? The fact that my answer to (28) is a lie

30. Longest shift you have worked at a job? 16 hours. But it wasn’t a job, it was volunteer work

31. Favourite movie? Don’t know, really

32. Can you sing? I sing about as well as I play the ukelele. I’ve never played the ukelele

33. Last concert? TBC, this time last year

34. Last kiss? Sadly, I have to admit I don’t remember

35. What colour are your eyes? Hazel. And bloodshot

36. Who knows your darkest secret? Gill. And Jenny

37. Last movie rented? No idea

38. Thing you never leave home without? Wallet, cross neckchain

39. Favourite vacation spot? New Wine

40. Do you like Chinese food? Yes yes yes yes yes!

42. Is your room clean? Ha ha ha ha ha!

43. Laptop or desktop computer? Laptop, and a dead desktop

44. Favourite comedian? Mike Harding. Remember him?

45. Do you smoke? Nope

46. Sleep with or without clothes? Either, depending on temperature

47. Who sleeps with you every night? No-one :-(

48. Long distance relationships work? I guess they can…not sure they would for me

49. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? None

50. Pancakes or French toast? Pancakes

51. Do you like coffee? More thanI should, I’m trying to cut down

52. How do you like your eggs? Poached is favourite

53. Do you believe in astrology? I believe that if people believe in it, they can adapt their life to fit it

54. Last person you talked to on the phone? Rockin’ Rob

55. Last person on your missed call list? Rockin’ Rob

56. What was the last text message you received? “Full time Portsmouth 3 Sheffield Utd 1″

57. McDonalds or Burger King? Whichever’s nearest, but only if I’m desperate!

58. Number of pillows? 3

59. What are you wearing right now? Slippers, Socks, T-shirt, Jeans, two jumpers.

60. Pick a lyric, any lyric or song? “Girl you’re everything to me, let’s go make a family”

61. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Eh?

62. Can you play pool? Yes, badly

63. Do you know how to swim? Yes

64. Favourite ice cream? Ben and Jerries Phish Phood

65. Do you like maps? Oh yes!

66. Tell me a random fact about yourself? I’m gorgeous

67. Do you do drugs? Only pain killers and Rennies

68. Ever attend a theme party? Probably, don’t remember

69. What is your favourite season? Summer

70. Last time you laughed at something stupid? This morning, the sign on Henry’s blog

71. What time did you wake up this morning? 9 ‘clock

72. Best thing about winter? Wearing silly hats

73. Last time a cop gave you a ticket? Never

74. What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done? Public speaking

75. Name of your first pet? Bill and Ben (they were goldfish)

76. Do you think pirates are cool or overrated? Eh?

77. What are you doing this weekend? As little as possible

78. Who’s your best friend? Jenny

79. What is the third letter of your name? U

80. How old are your pets? None at the moment

81. What colour is your backpack?Blue

82. Are you sick? Are you nosey?

84. Is the bathroom open? Probably

87. Are you smiling? No, I’ve got indigestion

88. Do you have on eye-liner? Eh?

89. Do you miss someone right now? Not really

90. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Somewhere warm

91. Do you have a Myspace? No

92. Are you in high school? No

93. Do you have a crush? No, but I’ve got a vice in the shed

94. What is your favourite nickname for yourself? Most people call me “Gottle”

95. What colour is your bathing suit? Sort of pale beige

96. What’s your favourite brand of water? Umm…the wet sort?

97. Did you go on vacation last month? Yes, a long weekend for John and Marie’s party

98. Have you ever been on a cruise? No

99. Do you have a sister? Only “sort-of”

100. Are you upstairs? No

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