Archive for August, 2011


Monday, August 29th, 2011

So many promises for future bloggage in my last submission – what first? Let’s lead with the tale of the car breakdown…

It rained on the last day of New Wine. Quite a lot, which meant that packing up was done in several stages, as I did a bit, then ran for cover, then did a bit more, and so on. The process was further slowed by me having to look for my keys all the time, which I’d invariably put down somewhere not under cover, then had to rescue from a puddle next time it stopped raining.

Eventually the packing was complete and I headed for home – or at least the storage site where the caravan lives. I was running so late by now that I decided not to stop at the Little Chef where I’d planned to have lunch, and later foreswore the bacon-butty-wagon-in-a-layby which had been my reserve position. I just put my head down and headed for home.

One consequence of which was that by the time I reached Mungo’s Caravan Storage Site, I had an even more urgent need than food. I stopped car and caravan outside the wooden hut provided for such situations, did what I needed to do, and returned to the car.

Which didn’t start.

Analysis of the flashing light on the dashboard suggested that the immobiliser wasn’t recognising the transponder in the key. I wonder if all that leaving the keys out in the rain had fried the RFID tag in the key? I rang Purple Fred (whom I love very much).

“Any chance you could come here with my spare car keys?”

PF arrived and the spare key started the car, so my diagnosis seems to have been correct. As this left me with only one key that would start the car, I headed at my earliest opportunity to Mungo’s Jeep Emporium.

“Hello”, quoth I, “I’d like a new spare key for my Jeep please”

The guys eyes lit up, and I soon found out why: One key…cut to suit the car…with the door-unlocking blipper set to the right code…and the RFID tag set for the immobiliser…ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY ZARKING QUID!

It’s still cheaper than getting stranded somewhere without a working key, though. And in future, on long trips the spare key goes with me. And the keys get kept somewhere dry.

At Last!

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Gosh, what a long time since I last blogged. I have an action plan to improve the frequency of my blogging, which I’ll tell you about if it comes off. If it doesn’t come off I won’t – but then it’ll be so long before I next write anything you’ll probably have forgotten anyway.

So, what have I been up to? I’m not really asking you, you understand, that’s merely a rhetorical device. Well, I’ve been to New Wine, and to Tenerife with Purple Fred (whom I love very much) and MiniFred, both of which were jolly excursions, although I have to say that anyone looking for a fine culinary experience should avoid the hotel we stayed at in Tenerife. The rest of that holiday was excellent, though, and I’ll tell you about it sometime.

There’s a teaser to keep you coming back.

I’ve also been preparing for my role as usher at the wedding of my good chums Rockin’ Rob and Sally-J. I have to ask the guests if they’re on the bride’s side or the groom’s – I’d have thought the wedding day is a bit early for friends to start taking sides, but apparently it’s traditional. There will no doubt be photos of that happy occasion all over Facebook before long.

There’s a story about car breakdowns as well, but that deserves an entry to itself.